Unexplainable Stock Photos

As most of you have probably seen, Miss Emily is doing better but still not out of the woods as well as cranky...as most healing children are. Please keep sending the prayers healing energy and positive thoughts. Hopefully Emily will soon be her sunny mischievous self and Jim and Christina can get some much needed rest!

Now for your reading "pleasure" I present the following… 

#12 And then there's this

You know, sometimes conversations come up that necessitate some sort of visual counterpart to illustrate a point. Like that anecdote about our aunt Mo who always wore too much make up when she would look for an outlet for her nose hair trimmer, often without her glasses on...

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#11 Nice beard

Sometimes you need a photo of a person of indeterminate gender with a mice beard. You're welcome.

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#10 das ist gut

Yes, this is a sad cross-dressing Hitler peeling potatoes. MASHED POTATOES UBER ALLES!

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#9 Most important meal of the day

Japanese horror movie-meets-nutritional breakfast. She'll fit right in with the Trix rabbit and Tony the tiger.

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#8 Fruity

Sometimes you really really like watermelon. And holding up a slice of it with your approving smile just doesn't cut it. That's when you need the watermelon hat.

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#7 Finger pointing

Hey wow, this is so surrealist. The finger turns into a hand, turns into a finger, turns into a hand...this is the stuff of nightmares.

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#6 Togetherness

We can see this photo being used for some sort of product touting senior fitness. Or dentures. But most especially Viagra.

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#5 Bird brain

So here we have a man with a bird head using a cell phone. This photo would come in useful for some sort of modern day take on French surrealist art. Or if you ever need a photo of an anthropomorphic bird-man using an iphone. And who doesn't right?

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#4 R and R

The funny thing is that there is a demand for this picture, otherwise it wouldn't be stock, right? Either way, we really hope that's chocolate on her lips.

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#3 Sweet tooth

If someone got you this for your birthday, please return it and then de-friend that person on facebook. That is all.

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#2 Weird Science

This is like some 80s movie where geeky misfits create a perfect human woman cyborg in their washing machine. We hope she is benevolent.

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#1 Feet hands

We're not sure why anyone would need to search for an image like this, wonder if the search goes something like this "Man with feet-hands"?

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