"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.
"Uh, no," he said.
She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," he said, now really intrigued.
"Well, go look in the garage..."
Courtesy of Randomly Funny $tuff
Oops! Not sure that’s the way I would announce it!
Oh, I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in that house after that remark. lol
ReplyDeleteLOL Sunny...a fly on the wall would be good. ;)
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
Omg, she missed the boat on breaking that one! Lol!
ReplyDeleteI hope you're having a wonderful Mother's Day, Cat!
Irishey
Don't think she made the wisest choice Irishey! ;)
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
Uh oh! Somehow I don't think her little show with the $20 & $50 bills is going to get her out of trouble! lol
ReplyDeleteLOL Grace...that little show might actually add to her troubles! ;)
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
oh oh......... but remind me to try this next time ;) (not that I've ever done it before)
ReplyDeleteCallie
LOL Callie...nope, as your friend, I can't in good conscious ever suggest you try this one! ;)
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
Oh, no! :-)
ReplyDeleteThat's one way of looking at it Terps! ;)
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
Ha! That would get me spanked something furious!
ReplyDeleteLOL Susie...Would that come under the heading of manipulation? ;)
DeleteBlessings,
Cat