When they arrived at the counselor’s office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.
“What seems to be the problem?” he asked.
The wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.
After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.
He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened. The counselor spoke to the husband, “Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!”
The husband scratched his head and replied…
“I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays.”
Oops! Think that’s what the counselor meant?
How many think the husband should just pick her up and put her OTK!
I think a trip otk every time she opens her mouth would solve all their problems but leave her with a very sore backside.
ReplyDeleteI think this poor husband is so clueless he wouldn't know what to do with her if he got her over his knee.
ReplyDeleteWell you know....I certainly could see that happening!
ReplyDeleteLoL Cat, definitely a candidate for some otk action, although I agree with PK, I'm not sure the husband would know what to do! Maybe he had it right in the first place ... leave her to the counsellor? LoL
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Roz
I'm with you on this one Cat..... please, spank your wife!
ReplyDeleteCallie
or perhaps the wife should take the husband over her knee for being so oblivious...sorry I'm a little edgy over here at the moment LOL :-)
ReplyDeleteI think the counselor should spank BOTH of them!
ReplyDeleteSo silly! She definitely needs some OTK time....and the husband.....well what he needs is impolite to say in mixed company :-p
ReplyDelete(((hugs)))
Good grief! I'm thinking that maybe OTK would be far too kind!
ReplyDeleteHugs
Ami