A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.”
The little guy faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and starts shaking him.
The big guy says, “What's wrong with you?
In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?”
The big dude says, “I saw you had a curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me, I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Turner Brown?! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around!
ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!
That would be pretty scary. LOL. Thanks for the giggle.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome T...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
DeleteThat would be scary.
ReplyDeleteSure would Sunny! ;)
DeleteYikes! He should have run if that is what he thought!
ReplyDeleteOn an elevator Minelle...nowhere to run! LOL
Deleteroflol.... incessantly.... what is it with people trying to kill me through laughter today?? ;-)
ReplyDeleteTrying to heal you YL...haven't you heard...laughter is the best medicine. ;)
DeleteHee hee...I would faint too!
ReplyDeleteNot sure I'd faint Tricia but I'd sure be backing into a corner. ;)
DeleteROFLMBO Rick and I were both rolling at this Cat, thank you :) I would have fainted too!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Roz
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
DeleteLOL Roz...happy you and Rick both enjoyed it...as I told Tricia, I'd have been backing into a corner. ;)
DeleteWhat is it you think she'd do Willie? hmmmm????
LOL..... I'm with Tricia. I'd faint too.
ReplyDeleteCallie
LOL Callie...no fainting allowed. ;)
DeleteLOL...oh dear! See, I got that one the first time reading. :)
ReplyDeleteYea Susie...happy you enjoyed it and got it! ;)
DeleteAck! LOL Thanks for the laugh Cat! :)
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome Grace...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
DeleteThat is hilarious! Poor little guy - I would have fainted too.
ReplyDeletehugs
lillie
LOL Lillie...nope, no fainting...back tightly into the corner. ;)
DeleteHugs and Blessings,
Cat
Confession - I had to go to My Man to explain it to me before I was sure of the meaning :)
ReplyDeleteLOL YL...at least your Man could explain it to you...hope he enjoyed it also. ;)
DeleteOh Cat, I can't stop laughing. I just might be giggling for the rest of the evening!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Ami
Keep laughing Ami...they say laughter is the best medicine...hopefully this will help get you well sooner. ;)
DeleteHugs and Blessings,
Cat