Johnny was doing his math homework and saying:
“2+5, the son of a b*tch is 7”
“3+6, the son of a b*tch is 9”
His Mom: “What are you doing?”
Johnny: “I'm doing math homework.”
Mom: “This is how your teacher taught you?”
Johnny: “Yes”
Infuriated, His Mom asked the teacher the next day…
“What are you teaching my son in math class?”
Teacher: “Right now, we are learning addition.”
Mom: “Your teaching them to say 2+2, the son of a b*tch is 4?”
Teacher after laughing…
“What I taught them was, 2+2, The sum of which is 4.”
Kids! ROFLMBO
Kids are not different than us = what we hear is not always what other say. Funny
ReplyDeleteLOL Sunny...true, so very true. ;)
Deletethat is true...
DeleteHe he he he he.......... If it helps him to learn it...... LOL
ReplyDeleteCallie
One way of looking at it Callie. ;)
DeleteOh my, well, if it works I guess LoL. Maths never was my strong point. I detest it!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Roz
Anything if they learn, hmmm Roz? LOL Math has always been easy for me...geometry...notsomuch. ;)
Deletegot to love them.
ReplyDeleteSure do Blondie...sure do. ;)
DeleteOh wow. That's great. I would panic if that came out of my little guys mouth :0
ReplyDeleteLOL Tricia...unfortunately, I've heard worse than that come out of my 'little darlings' mouths as they grew older. ;)
DeleteLove it! Where do you find them?!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Ami
Happy you enjoyed it Ami. Have friends who send me all kinds of giggles, grins, naughty pics, jokes etc. ;)
DeleteHugs and Blessings,
Cat
I don't think that would help my math...:-)
ReplyDeleteLOL Terps...don't think it would really help anyone's math. ;)
DeleteBlessings,
Cat