A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'i almost had an affair with another woman.'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'
The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'
The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'
The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!
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LOL! Be careful what you say it could come back to bite you. :)
ReplyDeleteVery true TL - have found that out more than one! ;)
DeleteI'm sure he said it with a lilt to his voice and a smile on his face.
ReplyDeleteTop of the mornin to you Father.
Of course he did Sunny! ;)
DeleteHaha! Next time I don't feel like having sex... Oh who am I kidding! Thanks for yet another laugh
ReplyDeleteP
ROFL P. I wanna hear the answer to that one! :D
DeleteAs usual....LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Betsy. ;)
DeleteHah!!! Ya gotta love the Irish...Coming from a long line of them...
ReplyDeleteOf course ya do Dana...right there with you...at least part of me. ;)
DeleteYou know..... I snorted when I read it....and then I snorted blueberry lemonade when I read P's comment....thanks, P, thanks alot lol :-P
ReplyDeleteROFL June. Can't blame it on me this time! haha
DeleteI wanted to say something ribald but then I figured you guys would be shocked! 'NOT'
ReplyDeleteGreat laugh!
LOL Minelle - go ahead, say it. :D
DeleteROFL! I'm sure this could be used in a number of situations!
ReplyDeleteCallie
Oh yes Callie, I'm sure it could. LOL
DeleteROFLMBO! Thanks as always Cat!
ReplyDeleteYou're very welcome BB - happy you enjoyed it. ;)
DeleteLol, smart guy, you can't blame him :)
ReplyDeleteHugs
Roz
Sounds logical to me Roz. ;)
DeleteHugs and Blessings,
Cat
Lol :)
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it Elle. :)
DeleteClever! Thanks for the chuckle Cat! ;)
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome Grace, happy you got a chuckle out of it. ;)
DeleteLOL - made me think of my Mum - "never, ever let a boy touch you....." She would have had kittens if you would have suggested rubbing up against one - it would have been as bad as sex.... :D
ReplyDeletehugs
lillie
Your mum and the priest are of like minds Lillie? LOL
DeleteHugs and Blessings,
Cat