Dumb Laws in Alabama

Many of the laws below have been verified, but many have been taken from websites that do not include law citations. The laws have been taken from newsgroups, websites,  and visitor comments to various sites. All of the following are true as far as I know but not sure how many are still on the books.
 

 
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
 
Incestuous marriages are legal. (OMG – no thank you!)
 
It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
 
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
 
It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
 
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday. (????)
 
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
 
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. (What fake mustache doesn’t cause laughter?)
 
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. (Death? Sheesh!)
 
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. (How about not at all! Yuck!!!)
 
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
 
You must have windshield wipers on your car. (And working, I would hope.)
 
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. (And why would I want to?)
 
Masks may not be worn in public. (Well there goes Halloween)
 
Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men. (LOL)
 
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. (Well I would hope so!)
 

City Laws in Alabama

Anniston

You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street. (Oops )
 

Auburn

No person may spit on the floor of a church.
 
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail. (So wondering how they get deflowered )
 

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