Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit" Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Uh Oh!!!!!! How many rules did she just break?!? Think someone is going to end up with a very, very sore and red bottom...
UPDATE: Hey everyone please stop worrying! This is a joke that was sent to me. No one I know actually did this!!!!!
OMG, I'm dying here thinking of what my husband would do if that was me. She broke a promise, had too much to drink, drove drunk (not sure about that one), deliberately set out to deceive her husband and then lied to him! Oh boy, I don't even want to count the number of rules that broke.
ReplyDeleteGlad it wasn't you Cat. LOL
Karina
Nope, I'm not going to try counting the number of rules - especially the 4 D's that were broken either Karina. LOL
DeleteVery happy it was not me either. Thanks for stopping by.
Blessings,
Cat
Great story! I think she is in deep!
ReplyDeleteThe picture reminds me of Beauty and the Beast!
Ahhhh....it could inspire a new rendition with spanking included.
I do believe you are correct Minelle. ;)
DeleteSo happy I could provide you with inspiration. Will look forward to reading the new spanking story!
Blessings,
Cat
oh sheesh cat you got me good! until reading your note that is was a jk, i thought this really happened and was starting to feel really bad for you or your friend. funny as long as its not my butt on the line. haha
ReplyDeleteLOL Anon - Didn't really think about trying to 'get' anyone until I got a whole lot of emails from friends that were extremely worried that it was either me or one of our friends. I had to come back and put the note on to stop a lot of lovely ladies from worrying. ;)
DeleteHappy you enjoyed it.
Blessings,
Cat
ROFLMBO! I knew it wasn't true, but I could so see that happening to some people I know! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteSo happy you figured out it was a joke BB. Good golly miss molly - I got so many emails wanting to know if it was me or who was in trouble. :D I just thought it was funny. Glad you enjoyed it also.
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
Ok, Ok, so it wasn't you! Could have been you, but I believe you, this time.
ReplyDeleteNow tell us, if it wasn't you, which one of our friends was it?
LOL Bas. No it could never have been me - I would never, ever, ever drive after having anything to drink as I have absolutely no tolerance for alcohol - half a drink and I am very 'happy'. ;)
DeleteIf it was any of our friends, they somehow managed to send it as a joke to one of my vanilla friends who sent it to me. Guess you'll just have to ask around. LOL
Blessings.
Cat
Ha ha...that was funny.
ReplyDeleteHey, I can comment again. Blogger wouldn't let me comment for a few days here. So odd how that happens.
Well, I think I can...pressing publish.
Yea Susie - blogger let you comment. Sometimes I've had to actually log out of blogger, clear internet history and temp files, and close down all browser windows before I could comment.
DeleteHappy you enjoyed the joke. :)
Blessings,
Cat
Yay me! I knew it was a joke from the start. But then again I've read it before :). I still laughed at the *tripped over the coffee table and farted.* part.
ReplyDeleteThis is actually something that would happen at our house ( minus the fart obviously) right down the husband's 'speech'. LOL
Lots of Love
Willie
LOL Willie - so happy you knew it was a joke. I hadn't seen it before.
DeleteOh my! So this would happen at your house? No wonder you need spanking! Barney - let the beatings commence! ROFL
Blessings,
Cat
HA! Very cute...but I'm glad to know it wasn't really you:)
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Tess and I'm very glad it wasn't me either! :D
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
Hey Cat - I could now be labelled as "Still laughing, from England". At first you took me in completely but I did love the joke. Even before we started Dd I would never have dared come home at 3am and as for the drinking and driving bit.... But it has made my day. (Takes very little to do that towards the end of term!) Thanks for sharing your sense of humour! Hugs, Ami
ReplyDeleteWelcome Ami aka "Still laughing, from England". I think the funniest thing is that I really wasn't trying to 'take anyone in' - just thought it was a funny joke. Guess the joke was on me when I started getting a whole lot of emails from friends that were extremely worried that it was either me or one of our friends.
DeleteSo happy I made your day - even though it takes very little right now. ;)
Come back and visit any time.
Blessings,
Cat
Oooooooooooooooh! Someone thought that was you? SMH, never...Cat's a good girl ;-P
ReplyDeleteThank you Junie - you tell 'em - how dare they think this was me. I'm a good girl - June said so! :D
DeleteHugs and Blessings,
Cat