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Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Top Ten Sex Laws
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Ya gotta wonder what people were doing (and where!) to cause some of these laws to be passed! LOL
Cat, I laughed out loud and read them to my husband who is sitting near by. Things that make you go, Huh? Some are funny and then some--as you mentioned above--make you wonder what in the world? Thanks for sharing.
Glad you enjoyed it SNP. "Why did you feel it necessary to make a law like that?" is the first thing that popped into my head on quite a few of them. And who is going to enforce them!? LOL
Ian and I are guilty of breaking a number of US laws. I guess I'll let you guess which ones ;) I have to just allow my imagination wander to a court room in Connersville, Wisconsin where a prosecutor is cross examining a suspect about the exact timing of his..... firing. And the cross examination, and corroborating witnesses. It could make court tv really tittilating (sp?) Interesting :)
Uh Lillie - you and Ian - ummmm - think that's on a 'need to know' basis and I don't 'need to know'! ;-)
Would definitely raise the ratings on Court TV if they went into details and asked questions on cross-examination such as "Are you that lacking that you had to try to scare it out of her?" LOL
I always wonder about the conversations to create those insane laws. Are they sitting around the table discussing the 'issues' and checking a box. Who originally brought it to the attention of a committee? Wild.
Wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall in one of those meetings Minelle? Can you imagine the committee in Florida gathering and someone says "I propose we make it a law that you can't have sex with a porcupine." And ummm why? Who is doing what that this needs to be a law? Good Golly Miss Molly - it boggles the mind. LOL
Very funny Cat... I love laws like this.. thanks for the laugh!!! I totally wonder about the conversations that brought up number 5 ... I mean really ... missionary is so boring!!!
It's a wonder this country ever got started. Thank heavens for "Common Sense".
ReplyDeleteAmen sistah sunnygirl Amen!
DeleteCat, I laughed out loud and read them to my husband who is sitting near by. Things that make you go, Huh? Some are funny and then some--as you mentioned above--make you wonder what in the world? Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it SNP. "Why did you feel it necessary to make a law like that?" is the first thing that popped into my head on quite a few of them. And who is going to enforce them!? LOL
DeleteIan and I are guilty of breaking a number of US laws. I guess I'll let you guess which ones ;)
ReplyDeleteI have to just allow my imagination wander to a court room in Connersville, Wisconsin where a prosecutor is cross examining a suspect about the exact timing of his..... firing. And the cross examination, and corroborating witnesses. It could make court tv really tittilating (sp?)
Interesting :)
Uh Lillie - you and Ian - ummmm - think that's on a 'need to know' basis and I don't 'need to know'! ;-)
DeleteWould definitely raise the ratings on Court TV if they went into details and asked questions on cross-examination such as "Are you that lacking that you had to try to scare it out of her?" LOL
I always wonder about the conversations to create those insane laws. Are they sitting around the table discussing the 'issues' and checking a box. Who originally brought it to the attention of a committee?
ReplyDeleteWild.
Wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall in one of those meetings Minelle? Can you imagine the committee in Florida gathering and someone says "I propose we make it a law that you can't have sex with a porcupine." And ummm why? Who is doing what that this needs to be a law? Good Golly Miss Molly - it boggles the mind. LOL
DeleteThanks for the smile Cat. Who really wants to have sex with a porcupine, in Florida or anywhere else for that matter. Ouch!
ReplyDeleteOuch is right Zoe - what went through their minds to even enact this one!? LOL
DeleteVery funny Cat... I love laws like this.. thanks for the laugh!!! I totally wonder about the conversations that brought up number 5 ... I mean really ... missionary is so boring!!!
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed them Vanessa. I really have to wonder about the conversations that brought up any of these! :)
DeleteBAHAHA THIS IS CRAZY!!! How would they even enforce half of these?! :) Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteGot that right JJ. Haven't a clue how they would enforce them - boggles the mind. :)
DeleteCatching up. Sheesh! What everybody else said! Um, except Lillie... Lol! ;-)
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I know Irishey! :D
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