Things My Mother Taught Me...

My mother taught me IRONY –

"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."



My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE WHAT I HAVE –

"It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick."



My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE –

"If you're going to kill each other off, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"



My mother taught me RELIGION –

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."



My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"



My mother taught me LOGIC:

"Because I said so, that's why."



My mother taught me FORESIGHT –

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."



My mother taught me OSMOSIS –

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"



My mother taught me LOVE –

"You know that whatever happens, I'll always stand behind you."






Hope this gives you a bit of a grin and that you are enjoying your weekend.