The boy approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!”
The guard asked, “What’s his name?” The boy replied, “Grandpa.”
The guard smiles, then asks “What’s he like?” to which the little tyke hesitated for a moment and replied, “Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits."
Ha ha, love it, gotta hand it to kids taking things literally. Good on Grandpa! lol
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Roz
This reminds me of a story about my dad. To be told another time. As a teacher, I used to hear things that were definitely not meant for my ears.
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LOL...I sometimes wonder how my grands describe their somewhat crazy grandma to their friends...and the I decide...better off not knowing...hugs abby
ReplyDeleteToo funny Cat, love it.
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Oh bless....
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.... he also must have been Canadian (Gramps, that is ... besides beer, it's our national drink ;)) ... nj
ReplyDeleteOut of the mouths of babes. Love this and I'm quite sure this has been a response more than once.
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