Nurses aren’t supposed to Laugh

Another good giggle from Meredith's Jack…
 
The nurse was told that there was a man waiting to be seen in exam room #3.
 
Entering the room, the man waiting there immediately said, "Nurses aren't supposed to laugh."
 
"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse.  In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
 

"Okay then," the man said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen.  Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. 

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing.  

 
A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure.  "I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.  Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

 
"It's swollen," the man replied.

 
Things went downhill from there.